Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Randomize
