We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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