we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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