awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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