If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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