If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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