I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
And then he peed in my hair
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