We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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