his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I am naked and annoyed.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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