Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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