grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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