She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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