So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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