Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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