I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
be right there i have to get my cape
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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