They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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