I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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