i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
A bitchslap is in order.
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