But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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