Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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