you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
soo... how was my night?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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