Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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