Me. At least after what I've been through.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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