Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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