he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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