A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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