Say something about gay babies.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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