doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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