My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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