i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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