No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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