Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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