The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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