Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Everclear isn't food dammit
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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