I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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