small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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