Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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