Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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