He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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