i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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