This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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