I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
this boner is exhausting
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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