People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
My balls are so social today.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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