You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Found the puke drawer
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
whose parrot is this?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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