IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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