NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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