you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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