Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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