What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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