eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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