That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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